Bamboozled!

There are eight of us living in this house in Evergreen Harbor. Eight! In a two-bedroom house! To be honest, none of us really wanted to be in charge of keeping the household journal, but it needs to be done so we drew straws. Literally. Guess who got the short one.

Anyway, I suppose I should start off with some basic information like who's all living here and why. My name is Journey Montanez. I live in this crazy, too-small-for-eight-people house with my wife, Sonya Hong, and our seven housemates. They are Tiffany Nickerson, Macie Keen, Briana Clarke, Ervin Levy, Raymond Coe, and Jaime Alonso. I'll add everyone's pictures after I've managed to collect them all. What should be a simple task, is not.

Why are we all crammed into this house, you ask? Well, I'll tell you! It's because I've been tricked! Bamboozled! Hoodwinked! My wife and I just rented this house and planned to use the second bedroom as a home spa. A cozy, comforting space that would have been perfect for my aging bones. However, with my poor eye-sight and Sonya's lack of intelligence (yes I know that's mean, but it's true and I'm mad so I don't care) we had missed the fine print in the lease which said we would have six housemates who were granted permission to live here as well as my wife and I. So it seems we've not only leased a house but six strangers as well!

I'm so angry.